Scrappy Bruiser

Whenever Scrappy Bruiser attacks, up to one target attacking creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at end of combat. (Return it only if it's on the battlefield.)

"My flesh is an affront to existence? Come say that to my fist, you bloated rust bucket." —Koko, Riveteers welder